The last few weeks have been a steep learning curve for me and Ross – suits should not be used as wet suits, charity shops do not have changing rooms, watermelons are harder than you think, and most of all, face paint is not a babe magnet… our girlfriends will be glad to hear that the rock and roll lifestyle that you expect face painters to have seems to be a complete pop culture fabrication.

So where are we now?  After 19 days, we’re £4500 closer to paying off our student debt, and have received three job offers, as well as one job application!  Ross and I have been carefully arming media bombs with great success, but it’s time to detonate the nuke – we’re approaching national news, and to spearhead our national campaign, the Buy My Face marketing gurus have produced this: