So it turns out in order to move money out of PayPal, the BuyMyFace.com partnership needs to be official, and apparently, a handshake whilst saying the word “dealsies” is not recognized as official – it’s political correctness gone mad! Well, not wishing to tread on the toes of the fine people at PayPal, I thought it best to draw up a provisional partnership agreement:

Wait, what? Hell no! I don't agree to that!
Partner 1: Ross Harper
Share: 50%
Partner 2: Ed Moyse
Share: 50%
[Fine print] – In the extremely likely event that an increased number of shares are distributed, the proportional value of Mr Harper’s shares will remain constant, and the value of Mr Moyse’s shares will be diluted accordingly.
This agreement did not meet Ed’s approval. He kept scowling and muttering something about Mark Zuckerberg, so instead we drew up another document, which prevented anyone from being screwed over… apart from Tom… obviously.
Thanks guys…