Between optimising margins and finding synergies, I had time to think about outsourcing blog writing. As a trial run, my girlfriend (Louise) wrote today’s post on my behalf:
“Today was the final day Ross and I spent apart – thank goodness we will soon be reunited as I am currently losing all ability to function thanks to pining for him. Today I didn’t even manage to put on pants – just moved from my bed to the sofa to play XBox all day in the dark with my dearest, oldest, most sarcastically witty friend, Nattress. In contrast, my dynamic and perfect girlfriend chose to leave the house for a breath of fresh air battling through the January sales. She returned to me radiant and angelic, bearing beautiful silky garments at bargain prices (soon to be featured on ) – how I admire her talents! As well as bringing joy and happiness into the room she also brought lunch, which was fortunate as otherwise I would have only eaten leftover Christmas chocolate all day due to pure lethargy. It’s lucky I’m really buff to keep her sweet!”
After today’s trial blog post guest entry, and having consulted the PR team at Buy My Face, I’ve decided to keep writing the posts myself. Anyway, time to watch Dinoshark with my siblings!