Remember back at Christmas when my girlfriend, Laura, fell in love? Not with me but with my baby cousin, Annabelle. Well today was a bad day. Annabelle had come to visit, which in itself isn’t a bad thing, but unfortunately, the term ‘visit’ has an implicit consequence – the visitor has to leave. After a weekend of being transformed into a smiling, giggling, cuddling machine, Laura was left with a void that could only be filled with intolerance… for me!

 

Ross: Hey Laura, can I get you a cup of tea.

Laura: No you can’t get me a cup of tea! I made myself one yesterday and I haven’t wanted one since!

Ross: Oh, sorry, I didn’t know that. Um, can I get you anything else?

Laura: If I want something, I’ll ask for it.

Ross: Ok.

Laura: Ross, I want you to shut up.

Ross: …?