To say we like playing the role of the BuyMyFace boys would be an understatement – we love it! So imagine our delight when the Nanjing 2014 Youth Olympics Committee got in touch to ask us if we would serve as the UK ambassadors to the Games.

 

Yesterday, in Westminster Central Hall, we took our-painted-selves to receive the honour from Nanjing’s best and brightest. Among these were China’s UK ambassador, a billionaire who must not be named, and various other important looking people. Feeling like we couldn’t possibly fit in better, Ed and I rocked up in our extra large ‘Discover Jiangsu’ t-shirts, and, in front of more cameras than is safe to flash at once, we were inaugurated.

 

A few interviews with Chinese Central Television (CCTV), and a colourful selection of finger-foods later, the international adventure was over. But not before we all exchanged the pleasantry, “see you in Nanjing”. If that’s not an invitation for a free trip to China, I don’t know what is.

 

See you in Nanjing!

 

 

 

 

BuyMyFace.com is a business, a super-mega-awesome-fun business, but a business nonetheless. That’s why today we went to a management talk from none other than Sir Christopher Croft (knighthood pending). The topic was Time Management. We turned up late. Clearly this would be a worthwhile talk.

 

An hour and a half later, we’d covered everything from the meaning of life to the importance of lists (pretty dam important). As everyone began to stir and begin their slow exit, I realized I’d developed cramp in my hand from taking so many notes. Don’t feel bad for me though, poor Ed had developed cramp in his hand from… well… let’s say taking too many notes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s no secret that Ed and I have become somewhat derailed in the last few weeks. The rock and roll lifestyle of the face painter crawled under our skin and began to take its toll on two innocent young boys. We’ve become slack – playing Halo into the early hours of the morning and eating more egg pasta than appropriate

 

Well all that’s about to change! We’re back now, and it’s time to remind the industry exactly who the f*** Ross & Ed are! But before we begin the war on everything that’s wrong with the world… let’s first enjoy a nice cold Duff. Ah yeh!